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No turning of the tide by CMDE C Uday Bhaskar (retd)

It is unlikely that the Balakot air strike will prove to be an effective deterrent

No turning of the tide

Long shot: The Balakot aftermath, which appears to be a tactical closure with the IAF pilot’s return, is being seen as ‘de-escalation’, but it may not be the case.

CMDE C Uday Bhaskar (retd)
Director of Society for Policy Studies

The post-Pulwama-Balakot  sequence of events has acquired a complex contour and is playing out on many tracks, including the most visible in the collective Indian consciousness — the status of the IAF pilot, Wg Cdr Abhinandan Varthaman, and his return to India.

It may now be inferred that the  very brief and Twitter-like reference by US President Donald Trump, who indicated that there could be a ‘decent’ and ‘attractive’ development in relation to the tension currently prevailing between India and Pakistan was a hint about what would soon follow in relation to the captive pilot. It merits recall that the closure of the 1999 Kargil war was  enabled by the then US President Bill Clinton and 2019 corresponds to this pattern but less visibly so. The one other strand this time that may sour the US-Pakistan bilateral ties is the use of F-16 aircraft by Pakistan in breach of its contractual obligations but that is an issue that will have to be addressed separately.

The loss of a MiG aircraft and the manner in which Pakistan PM Imran Khan has burnished his profile as a ‘mature’ leader and a man of peace have no doubt occupied media attention — TV particularly — but are more tactical issues that are transient in  nature.

The more abiding challenge to India is the Balakot punctuation in reference to the proxy war being waged against the country,  wherein terrorism, as represented by the Pulwama tragedy, is the manifestation.

Will Balakot and the resolve now being demonstrated by PM Modi make a tangible difference to prevent another attack? The answer is probably not. 

The reason for this less than optimistic outlook stems from the nature of the terrorism challenge that India is seeking to address in the Pulwama-Balakot trajectory. It may be recalled that the Pulwama attack took place after Uri (September 2016) and the question that arises is whether striking a terror camp through the use of air power can be an effective deterrent against the non-state actors in Pakistan.

On the current evidence and past experience, it is unlikely and invalid to expect that one carefully carried out air strike in Balakot will prove to be that effective deterrent. The Pakistani response where it deployed its own air power and the dog-fight that ensued between the MiG and the F-16 are symbolic of the costs that will have to be incurred as the military path acquires its own dynamics.

In the event that the current situation returns to the earlier default orientation of the bilateral relationship and Pakistan convinces itself that India was forced to ‘blink’ first, the strategic objective of Balakot could turn detrimental. The Indian signal is that the decision to use air power to thwart a terror attack is the new median. The sub-text being Modi’s resoluteness.

However, the dominant narrative across the LoC is that the ‘naya Pakistan’ led by PM Imran Khan has stood firm against Indian aggression and the local social media had its fair share of ‘Captain’ Imran bowling the Abhinandan googly and outwitting his Indian counterpart. Triumphalism clearly permeates the subcontinent in a similar manner.

The deeper threat to India is the certitude in the GHQ Rawalpindi that Pakistan can continue to selectively nurture terror groups and that the impunity accorded to Islamabad by the global community will continue.

Thus, the Pakistani response after the Balakot strike is a familiar denial with little or no reference (forget acknowledgement) to the JeM and its leader Masood Azhar. In case Pakistan follows the Mumbai 26/11 path, where even after a decade there has been no tangible progress on identifying and bringing to book the perpetrators, and disparages the Pulwama dossier handed over to  it — the prognosis is bleak.

The Balakot aftermath, which appears to be a tactical closure with the safe return of Wg Cdr Abhinandan, is being referred to as ‘de-escalation’, though there is no signal from Islamabad about the JeM trigger that led to the Indian ‘preemptive’ military action.

The possibility that Balakot will trigger a reprisal by the JeM and/or  its ideologues such as the LeT and other clones remains on the radar. This likelihood stems from the historical symbolism of Balakot and the events of 1831, when the Sikh army of Maharaja Ranjit Singh put the religious ideologue Ismail Dehlvi to the sword, thereby leading to a special resonance for the Islamic jihad movement. Hence my bleak assessment that Pulwama may not be the last terror attack that would be directed against India.

In retrospect whether India should have used a MiG with a pilot or a surface missile to counter the Pakistani fighter aircraft is a debate best left to the professionals. What is noteworthy is the fact that an older MiG of vintage quality got the better of the more advanced F-16 fighter.

But what does need to be acknowledged is that the Indian response to the challenge of jihadi terror, as illustrated by Pulwama, cannot be episodic  and driven in the main by the emotive jingoism noted in large sections of the audio-visual medium and its variants on social media.

The national security debate must return to Parliament and not become the handmaiden of the electoral compulsio

 


George Fernandes ordered India’s most effective surgical strike till date

George Fernandes took to the job of the defence minister with gusto and a purpose that left a lasting impact. 

As India’s defence minister, George Fernandes was hosting his counterpart from a newly independent Central Asian Republic in 1999.

Suddenly, the visiting defence minister walked around the banquet table carrying a wrinkled plastic duty free bag for George Fernandes. He then pulled out a beautifully crafted horse whip. And in a rather dramatic fashion, he said something in Russian. It even made his translator’s cheeks go red.

I was the only journalist at the banquet. George Fernandes had a penchant for taking select journalists to events that would have a policy impact rather than be an immediate breaking news story. But even if I wanted, what he said in Russian was unprintable back then.

Everyone at the banquet was surprised when the translator said, still blushing: ‘we use this whip on the steppes, and this is for India to use in its neighbourhood’.

George Fernandes thanked him with a smirk. Because he had been doing just that in the recent past.


Also read: George Fernandes wouldn’t fix his broken gate, washed his clothes & was a teetotaller


Fernandes had ordered the Army to conduct a top-secret raid across the Line of Control that till today remains the only one that completely achieved its political-military objectives. It was never reported in the Indian media. There were reports in the Pakistani media, but those have now been taken down.

At that time, nobody called them surgical strikes, and they weren’t tom-tommed either, for they were a fairly common occurrence. That raid remains the most devastating in terms of lives taken, and the only one, which had the greatest impact on Pakistani activities. Rawalpindi ceased doing what it had been up to, and hasn’t repeated them since then.

With his crumpled look and trade union baggage, George Fernandes made for an unlikely choice as defence minister. But he took to the job with gusto and a purpose that left a lasting impact.


Also read: How a ‘viral’ image helped Mangalore’s George Fernandes win Bihar poll in absentia


At a breakfast interview, where I had gone to do a profile for The Indian Express, he said that his readings over the years had included various international defence journals. He added that this knowledge had never found an outlet in his political activities. It was soon evident when he began to take decisions that were sharp and without remorse.

Throughout his tenure as defence minister, George Fernandes’ main obsession was Siachen. At the Base Camp where he met me before undertaking yet another visit to a post, he remarked that this was his 16th tour. He had undertaken enough visits to qualify for a Siachen ribbon.

His empathy for the soldier was such that nothing else mattered. He even ordered a couple of Ministry of Defence bureaucrats to be sent to Siachen. This was because they had been delaying the purchase of snow scooters for troops deployed there. The officials wanted to know how was the procurement financially justified. He made them find the answer by sending them, without remorse. Just as he did by being the only defence minister to have sacked a service chief.


Also read: George Fernandes, firebrand socialist leader who rose above identity politics


The author is a Congress leader and a former Editor-in-Chief of Defence & Security Alert


Pakistan army gets PM Imran’s go-ahead to ‘respond decisively’

Country to notify Hafiz Saeed’s JuD and FIF as banned groups

From page 01 ISLAMABAD: Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan on Thursday authorised the military to “respond decisively and comprehensively to any aggression or misadventure” by India as the government denied any involvement in the Pulwama terror attack that has sent tensions soaring.

ANI■ VHP activists burn an effigy of Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan in Bhopal on Thursday during a protest against the February 14 suicide bombing in Pulwama that killed 40 troopers.A meeting of the National Security Committee chaired by Khan in Islamabad also decided to “accelerate action against proscribed organisations” and to notify Hafiz Saeed’s Jamaat-utDawah (JuD) and Falah-e-Insaniat Foundation (FIF) as banned groups, an interior ministry spokesman said.

There was no official word on action against the Jaish-e-Mohammed, which claimed the February 14 suicide bombing in Pulwama that killed 40 troops. The action against the JuD and FIF appeared to have been taken with an eye on the meeting of the Financial Action Task Force in Paris that is reviewing Pakistan’s steps to counter terror financing.

India has pledged a response to the Pulwama attack and dismissed Khan’s earlier offer to aid investigations into the attack and to take action if New Delhi provides “actionable intelligence”.

The National Security Committee meeting was convened to discuss the situation arising from the Pulwama attack, and the “forum noted that the state of Pakistan is not involved in any way, means or form in the said incident”, an official statement said.

The “incident was conceived, planned and executed indigenously”, the statement added, reiterating Pakistan’s offer to investigate the attack and of “dialogue on the issue of terrorism among other disputed issues”.

“At the same time, the Prime Minister authorised armed forces of Pakistan to respond decisively and comprehensively to any aggression or misadventure by India,” the statement said.

Pakistan will take action against anyone found using it soil on the basis of “the investigation or any tangible evidence provided”. The statement said India needs introspection “to realize that why people of (Jammu and Kashmir) have lost fear of death”.

Khan told the meeting that “this is a new Pakistan and we are determined to demonstrate to our people that the State is capable of protecting them and believes that monopoly of violence stays with State”. He added that terrorism and extremism had affected Pakistan and the region, and that was why Islamabad framed a National Action Plan in 2014 to counter terrorism.

After addressing the “direct threat” to Pakistan, the government is acting to ensure that militancy and extremism are rooted out from society. In this regard, Khan directed the interior ministry and security institutions to “immediately accelerate actions on ground”, the statement said.

As part of this accelerated action, the meeting decided the JuD and FIF “be notified as proscribed organisations by the ministry of interior”, the spokesman said.

In February 2018, former president Mamnoon Hussain had promulgated an ordinance to amend the Anti-Terrorism Act to ban terrorists and organisations sanctioned by the UN’s 1267 Committee. The move had resulted in the outlawing of JuD and FIF but the ban ended when the ordinance lapsed. Before the official ban, the two groups were only on a “watch list” of the interior ministry.


Defence Ministry approves induction of women as jawans in Corps of Military Police in Army

Defence Ministry approves induction of women as jawans in Corps of Military Police in Army

Women will be inducted in a graded manner to eventually comprise 20 per cent of total Corps of Military Police, the official handle of the defence minister tweeted.

Union Minister of Defence Nirmala Sitharaman on Friday said the government has taken a “historic” decision to induct women in the military police with an aim to enhance their representation in the armed forces.

Women will be inducted in a graded manner to eventually comprise 20 per cent of total Corps of Military Police, the official handle of the defence minister tweeted. Their role would range from probing rape and molestation cases to assisting the Army wherever required.

“To improve the representation of women in our armed forces Smt @nsitharaman takes a historic decision to induct women for the first time in PBOR (Personnel Below Officer Rank) role in Corps of Military Police. The women will be inducted in a graded manner to eventually comprise 20% of total Corps of Military Police,” the handle tweeted.

In 2018, Army Chief Gen Bipin Rawat said the process to allow women in a combat role, currently, an exclusive domain of men was moving fast and initially, women will be recruited for positions in the military police.
Accordingly, the Army chalked out induction of approximately 800 women in military police with a yearly intake of 52 personnel per year.

Currently, women are allowed in select areas such as medical, legal, educational, signals and engineering wings of the Army.
The role of the military police includes policing cantonments and Army establishments, preventing a breach of rules and regulations by soldiers, maintaining movement of soldiers as well as logistics during peace and war, handling prisoners of war and extending aid to civil police whenever required.
Earlier this month, in a written response to a question in the Rajya Sabha, Minister of State in the Defence Ministry Subhash Bhamre the Army has 3.80 per cent of its workforce as women, the Air Force has 13.09 per cent and the Navy six per cent.


Retreat ceremony-like parade at Jallianwala Bagh soon

Retreat ceremony-like parade at Jallianwala Bagh soon

The light and sound equipment, which has been lying defunct at Jallianwala Bagh, will be made functional. tribune photo: Vishal kumar

GS Paul

Tribune News Service

Amritsar, January 9

The visitors to the holy city will soon be able to watch an almost identical Retreat ceremony performed at the Wagah border by BSF jawans in the Jallianwala Bagh complex.

It is a part of Union government’s plan to mark the centenary year of the Jallianwala Bagh massacre in April.

Rajya Sabha MP Shwait Malik, who is also one of the trustees of the Jallianwala Bagh National Memorial Trust, said the dialogue with top officers of the BSF was underway to start “Retreat” parade at the historic site as a tribute to the martyrs.

“This parade will be held every evening at a suitable place near Amar Jyoti to pay homage to the martyrs. The Director General of the BSF has been taken in loop to work on the modalities to execute it ahead of the centenary year of the massacre. Besides this, year-long programmes, including seminars and speech contest, are on the card,” he said.

The Union government has also planned to give a major facelift to the historic site, which is most frequented by visitors after the Golden Temple in Amritsar.

Keeping in view the significance of the place, a blueprint of the development plan has been passed during a meeting held at New Delhi. The meeting was chaired by Union Culture Minister Mahesh Sharma and attended by MP Shwait Malik, former MP Tarlochan Singh, Director of Archaeology Department Usha Sharma and Regional Head, Archeology Department, Zulfikar Ali. The upgrade and development planning has been awarded to Union Culture Ministry’s architect Vandana Raj.

The Jallianwala Bagh National Memorial Trust runs under the chairmanship of the Prime Minister.

It has been unanimously agreed to spruce up the bagh while preserving its originality. The passage through which British General Reginald Edward Dyer had entered with his troops will be made lively by painting relevant sequence of the episode on the walls of the original narrow lane and sculptures placed on the exact spot from where Gen Dyer had ordered indiscriminate firing on the innocent crowd on April 13, 1919.

Another move is that the ‘light and sound equipment’, which has been lying defunct for the past four years, will be made functional. The show will be in three languages — English, Hindi and Punjabi.

The grille-mesh-covered well, known as ‘Martyrs well’, which stands as live proof to the brutal killings when hundreds of people had jumped into it in panic, too, will see a change. Preserving its originality, a dome-shaped unbreakable glass or transparent fibre canopy will be placed over its outer area having approximately 20-ft diameter. It will offer clear glimpse of the well. The gunshot marks and the outer walls of houses surrounding the bagh will be preserved.

A 10-minute documentary 3-D show will be presented. The visiting timings, too, will be increased, at least till 9 pm. The bagh will be beautified with decorative musical fountains, plantation and lights.

 


DRDO weapon systems worth Rs 2.75 lakh crore to be inducted in defence forces

DRDO weapon systems worth Rs 2.75 lakh crore to be inducted in defence forces

NEW DELHI: The Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO) has said that its weapon systems and platforms worth over Rs 2.75 lakh crore have either been inducted into the services or would be joining them soon.

Speaking exclusively to ANI, DRDO Chief G Satheesh Reddy said their recent successes in the field of radars and missile technologies has further enhanced the trust levels of the services in his organisation and they are inducting its platforms in bigger numbers.
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BRO to fast-track road construction along border with China

CONSTRUCTION OF 6 NEW BRIDGES ON ROADS CONNECTING BORDER AREAS ALSO PLANNED

SHIMLA: As China continues to expand its infrastructure at a blistering speed along the border, Border Roads Organisation (BRO) has decided to speed up construction of roads in tribal Kinnaur and LahaulSpiti districts leading to SinoIndia border.

Indian Army’s elite road construction agency, BRO, has proposed to complete construction of the strategically significant road connecting Kinnaur district’s Powari to Samdoh in Lahaul and Spiti districts by end of this year . “We have ordered new machinery and have set the target to complete major roads by this year’s end,” said BRO chief engineer Brigadier Dinesh Tyagi.

“We have also targeted to complete the road widening on 205km Samdoh- Kaza and Gramphoo road stretch as well,” informed Tyagi. .

The two-laning of the stretch will help in faster movement of troops to the border areas, he added.

Apart from road construction, BRO has also planned to build as many as one dozen new bridges on roads connecting border areas. So far, the agency has been able to complete the construction of four bridges among which 300-meter bridge at Akpa in Kinnaur being the longest.

“It’s cantilever bridge and will be thrown open for traffic shortly. Centre or state leaders are likely to inaugurate the bridge soon,” Tyagi said.

Himachal shares 260km of porous border with China. Of total border length, 140km lies along tribal Kinnaur district, while 80km of border is along Lahaul and Spiti district. Though Himachal’s border with China remains peaceful, the neighbouring state’s fast pace of infrastructure expansion has been a matter of concern for the government.

On the other hand, the abysmal progress on infrastructure and road projects along China border in Himachal’s two district has raised apprehensions of state government which has been persistently asking the Centre to fast track the construction and completion of projects along the international border. Meanwhile, another bridge with a load capacity of 70 tonne is being constructed in Khadrup in Lahaul and Spiti districts

CHALLENGES

Even as BRO shows keenness to speed up work, it is facing difficulty in procuring the construction material, including sand and grit.

The agency had asked the Himachal government to allow installation of a potable stone crusher, on the analogy of National Highway Authority of India, at the construction site, which was denied. “The government has allowed the NHAI to install stone crushers but not us,” said another BRO official requesting anonymity.

With Indian troops reeling under the challenges of poor communication, electricity shortage and roads construction, China, in the past few months, has undertaken more construction of roads to improve connectivity along the border.

Apart from an airfield at Lupsuk, 190km away from sugar point in Kaurik in Lahaul and Spiti, it has also built permanent concrete structures for its soldiers and have erected mobile communication towers to enhance phone connectivity.

The army garrison in the border areas have to rely on diesel operated generators, as snow disrupts the electricity supply during the winter season.


India, Pak exchange lists of prisoners

Tribune News Service

New Delhi, January 1

India and Pakistan today exchanged lists of prisoners in each other’s jails, keeping with standard protocol.

Pakistan handed over a list of 537 Indian prisoners (54 civil and 483 fishermen) in its jails, while India handed over lists of 249 Pakistani civilian prisoners and 98 fishermen in its custody.

This is consistent with the provisions of the Consular Access Agreement between Pakistan and India, signed on May 21, 2008, under which both countries are required to exchange lists of prisoners in each other’s custody twice a year, on January 1 and July 1, respectively.

“The government has called for early release and repatriation of civilian prisoners, missing Indian defence personnel and fishermen, along with their boats. In this context, Pakistan was asked to expedite the release and repatriation of 17 Indian civilian prisoners and 369 fishermen whose nationality has been confirmed,” said the Ministry of External Affairs in a formal statement seeking early consular access to remaining Indian prisoners.

India informed Pakistan that 80 of its prisoners who have completed their sentences await repatriation since their nationality is yet to be confirmed by Islamabad.

“To take forward the understanding reached to address humanitarian issues, especially with respect to elderly, women and mentally unsound prisoners, India has already shared details of the reconstituted joint judicial committee and that of the Indian medical experts to visit Pakistan to meet mentally unsound prisoners and asked to expedite their visit,” added the Indian statement.

Info on nuclear installations

In accordance with Article-II of the Agreement on Prohibition of Attacks against Nuclear Installations and Facilities between Pakistan and India, signed on December 31, 1988, India and Pakistan also exchanged lists of nuclear installations and facilities with their respective missions. The practice of annually exchanging these lists started on January 1, 1992


Pretext of ‘checks and balances’ by Gen VP Malik (Retd) & Major Navdeep Singh (Retd)

India needs a defence board with a mix of military and civilian officials

Pretext of ‘checks and balances’

SUSPICION The military has not been allowed to participate in decision-making.

Gen VP Malik (Retd)
former Chief of the Army staff

Major Navdeep Singh (Retd)
Advocate, Punjab & Haryana High Court

THE decision-making process of the defence establishment with its myriad complexities has always remained a vexed issue. It has been a cause of alienation for people in uniform with court cases, delays in acquisitions and procurements, lack of integration and jointness.

The Rules for Allocation and Transaction of Business, 1961, have no role or powers ascribed to the defence forces. The Defence Secretary is responsible for “Defence of India” and ancillary facets during war with the armed forces and the three Service Headquarters subordinately designated as “Attached Offices of the Department of Defence”.

The professional heads of the three services neither have been accorded a status nor granted any powers in the edifice of the Government.

The obvious reason is that for many years after independence, there was deep-rooted suspicion, fuelled by happenings in the neighbourhood, as to whether the military in India would continue to remain in barracks or would take to adventurism. Although the defence services have remained staunchly loyal to the Constitution, certain vested interests have not allowed obliteration of that suspicion. As a result, the military has been kept in a box, not allowed to participate in policy or decision-making. 

Our political establishment, hence, despite the vastly changed strategic environment and the imperative need to consult defence chiefs directly, has been deprived of this facilitation. Some Defence Ministers like Jaswant Singh and Pranab Mukherjee, and PMs like Indira Gandhi and Atal Bihari Vajpayee, met the service chiefs more often than others but an institutionalised system and decision-making processes were never resolved.

Over a period of time, cosmetic changes such as limited financial powers and minimally altered file movement system were made. Some nomenclatures changed but within the Ministry, the old terminology and processes continue. Despite ruling party manifesto calling for “greater participation of Armed Forces in the decision-making process”, not much has happened.

While the inherent suspicion towards the military waned with time, the pretext of ‘checks and balances’ gained momentum for keeping the defence services out of actual decision-making. But whether a counter-balance as at present, wherein decisions of the Chiefs of Staff Committee are allowed to be commented upon by junior non-specialist civilians should continue, or whether a collegiate system be instituted can be taken subject to the approval of the political executive.

The system currently followed, besides causing suspicion and distrust, often results in delays and sometimes imbalanced decisions. While the decisions of the military should not be allowed to prevail without question, the conclusions should be based upon collation of proper views of all stakeholders on an equal footing before they are put up to the political authority for sanction.

It is also a matter of concern that in some spheres where powers have been delegated, the system is being rendered infructuous with too much leeway being displayed by military authorities. To take an example, powers to determine disability benefits of officers have been conferred upon military authorities and appellate committees. However, such proposals, though in consonance with procedure, are abandoned by senior military authorities based upon objections by junior finance officers.

One solution is instituting a format such as the “Defence Board”. Within that, a judicious mix of senior military and civil officers could debate proposals and then reach a consensus which can then be put up for approval of the Minister. The Defence Board is not an alien concept among democracies. The UK has a Chief of Defence Staff for its strategic and operational needs as a single point military consultant. It also follows a Board system chaired by the Defence Minister with members from civil and defence services and also non-executive board members.

Closer home, the Railway Board is headed by the Railways Minister and comprises a healthy mix of members from different cadres and technical streams.

India has a large strength of defence services involved not only in external defence but also in internal security and aid to civil authorities. In these days of rapid socio-political changes, we cannot have a system where affected parties or end-users are not consulted adequately, or where decisions are taken based on faulty inputs by non-experts through one-way file notes. The correct system would require a face-to-face real time collegiate discussion before decisions are made. “Defence of India” involves not just the military but almost all other institutions; even the citizenry.

The Constitution requires the military to work under political, not bureaucratic control. As in all democracies, it has an important role to play. Being treated as a redundant appendage militates against the basic grain of a democracy and also hampers execution of its modern day role.

The political class should find a juste milieu ensuring an equal voice for all stakeholders with the ultimate decision-making power vested with the political executive as laid down in our Constitution.

 


A tambola evening to remember by Col Avnish Sharma (retd)

A tambola evening to remember

 

My wife is particularly fond of the ‘intellectual’ game called tambola. I presume, the affinity started during the routine weekly tambola at our Army club, which we patronised rather religiously. It was an effective way to unwind after a hectic fauji routine, and we looked forward to it  —‘memsaab’ to tickle her grey cells, and ‘saab’ to get an opportunity to indulge at the bar without getting the trademark dirty looks.

The affinity turned to addiction after the better half won a snowball (a bonanza win of accumulated money over a time — a rare achievement). In 1985, the princely sum of Rs 400 was a fourth of my take-home monthly salary. That day and today, tambola evenings are permanently reserved, notwithstanding the fact that the investment in the game has been roughly a hundred times more than the earnings. A fit case of disproportionate liabilities, one would say. Well, that much for the background.

The kids have grown up and insist to carry on with their own weekend errands and plans. That leaves us twosome and a driver who looks forward to an odd drink, unwatched, at the club, while the boss plays tambola. The party, however, turned sour when I was signalled to stop and test at the alcometer on our drive back from the club. I was politely informed by the Sub-Inspector that the alcohol content was abnormally high in my blood and that I was putting everybody’s life in jeopardy. I tried putting up a brave front of normalcy, blaming the vintage of the alcometer. But the cop assured me that the machine was a month old and a state of the art one. I was handed over a slip and the local police, in its characteristic courtesy, dropped us home in government transport!

A driving school instructor was hired post haste to impart a crash course in driving to my Himachali wife, who did not even ride a bicycle before marrying a tank man! Normally laidback, she was rather serious this time around. The driving test was passed with flying colours. Addiction can make you perform wonders, I realised that day.

Friday evenings continue to bring cheer to my better half and thoughtful apprehensions to me. The routine is undisrupted — the intellectual exercise remains patronised, with my novice wife behind the wheels and her stressed husband in the passenger seat, but a lot more sombre and sane, wondering what is safer — an intoxicated but experienced veteran, or a dedicated and committed wife! I think the latter. I am sure all you gentlemen agree!